Double Falsehood
Act IV, Scene 1
A wide plain, with a prospect of mountains in the distance.
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Enter Master of the Flocks, three or four Shepherds, and
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Violante in boy’s clothes.
First Shepherd
1 - 2
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Well, he’s as sweet a man, heav’n comfort him! As ever these
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eyes look’d on.
Second Shepherd
3 - 4
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If he have a mother, I believe, neighbors, she’s a woe-woman
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for him at this hour.
Master of the Flocks
5 - 6
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Why should he haunt these wild unpeopled mountains,
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Where nothing dwells but hunger, and sharp winds?
First Shepherd
7 - 8
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His melancholy, sir, that’s the main devil does it. Go to, I
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fear he has had too much foul play offer’d him.
Master of the Flocks
9
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How gets he meat?
Second Shepherd
10 - 12
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Why, now and then he takes our victuals from us, though we
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desire him to eat; and instead of a short grace, beats us
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well and soundly, and then falls to.
Master of the Flocks
13
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Where lies he?
First Shepherd
14
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Ev’n where the night o’ertakes him.
Second Shepherd
15 - 16
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Now will I be hang’d, an’ some fair-snouted skittish woman,
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or other, be not at the end of this madness.
First Shepherd
17 - 20
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Well, if he lodg’d within the sound of us, I knew our music
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would allure him. How attentively he stood, and how he fix’d
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his eyes, when your boy sung his love-ditty. Oh, here he
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comes again.
Master of the Flocks
21
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Let him alone; he wonders strangely at us.
First Shepherd
22
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Not a word, sirs, to cross him, as you love your shoulders.
Second Shepherd
23
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He seems much disturb’d: I believe the mad fit is upon him.
Julio
24 - 32
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Horsemanship!—Hell—Riding shall be abolish’d:
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Turn the barb’d steed loose to his native wildness;
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It is a beast too noble to be made
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The property of man’s baseness. What a letter
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Wrote he to’s brother? What a man was I?
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Why, Perseus did not know his seat like me;
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The Parthian, that rides swift without the rein,
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Match’d not my grace and firmness. Shall this lord
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Die, when men pray for him? Think you ’tis meet?
First Shepherd
33 - 34
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I don’t know what to say: neither I, nor all the confessors
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in Spain, can unriddle this wild stuff.
Julio
35 - 45
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I must to court! Be usher’d into grace,
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By a large list of praises ready penn’d!
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O devil! What a venomous world is this,
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When commendations are the baits to ruin!
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All these good words were gyves and fetters, sir,
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To keep me bolted there: while the false sender
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Play’d out the game of treach’ry.—Hold; come hither;
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You have an aspect, sir, of wond’rous wisdom,
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And, as it seems, are travel’d deep in knowledge;
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Have you e’er seen the Phoenix of the Earth,
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The Bird of Paradise?
Second Shepherd
46
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In troth, not I, sir.
Julio
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I have; and known her haunts, and where she built
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Her spicy nest: ’till, like a credulous fool,
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I shew’d the treasure to a friend in trust,
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And he hath robb’d me of her.—Trust no friend:
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Keep thy heart’s counsels close.—Hast thou a mistress?
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Give her not out in words; nor let thy pride
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Be wanton to display her charms to view;
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Love is contagious: and a breath of praise,
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Or a slight glance, has kindled up its flame,
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And turn’d a friend a traitor. ’Tis in proof;
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And it has hurt my brain.
First Shepherd
58 - 59
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Marry, now there is some moral in his madness, and we may
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profit by it.
Master of the Flocks
60 - 61
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See, he grows cool, and pensive.
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Go towards him, boy, but do not look that way.
Violante
62
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Alas! I tremble—
Julio
63 - 65
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Oh, my pretty youth!
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Come hither, child; did not your song imply
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Something of love?
First Shepherd
66 - 67
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Ha—ha—goes it there? Now if the boy be witty, we shall trace
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something.
Violante
68
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Yes, sir, it was the subject.
Julio
69 - 70
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Sit here then: come, shake not, good pretty soul,
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Nor do not fear me; I’ll not do thee wrong.
Violante
71
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Why do you look so on me?
Julio
72 - 77
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I have reasons.
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It puzzles my philosophy, to think
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That the rude blast, hot sun, and dashing rains
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Have made no fiercer war upon thy youth;
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Nor hurt the bloom of that vermilion cheek.
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You weep too, do you not?
Violante
78
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Sometimes, I do.
Julio
79
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I weep sometimes too. You’re extremely young.
Violante
80
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Indeed, I’ve seen more sorrows far than years.
Julio
81 - 83
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Yet all these have not broken your complexion.
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You have a strong heart, and you are the happier.
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I warrant, you’re a very loving woman.
Violante
84 - 85
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A woman, sir?
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Aside.
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I fear, h’as found me out.
Second Shepherd
86
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He takes the boy for a woman. Mad, again!
Julio
87 - 88
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You’ve met some disappointment; some foul play
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Has cross’d your love. I read it in your face.
Violante
89
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You read a truth then.
Julio
90 - 92
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Where can lie the fault?
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Is’t in the man, or some dissembling knave,
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He put in trust? Ho! Have I hit the cause?
Violante
93
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You’re not far off.
Julio
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This world is full of coz’ners, very full;
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Young virgins must be wary in their ways.
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I’ve known a Duke’s son do as great a knavery.
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Will you be rul’d by me?
Julio
99 - 101
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Kill yourself.
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’Twill be a terror to the villain’s conscience,
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The longest day he lives.
Violante
102 - 103
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By no means. What?
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Commit self-murder!
Julio
104
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Yes; I’ll have it so.
First Shepherd
105 - 106
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I fear, his fit is returning. Take heed of all hands.
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—Sir,—do you want any thing?
Julio
107 - 109
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Thou liest; thou can’st not hurt me: I am proof
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’Gainst farther wrongs. Steal close behind me, lady.
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I will avenge thee.
Violante
110
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Thank the heav’ns, I’m free.
Julio
111
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O treach’rous, base Henriquez! Have I caught thee?
Second Shepherd
112
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Help! Help! Good neighbors; he will kill me else.
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Julio seizes on the Shepherd.
Julio
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Here thou shalt pay thy heart-blood for the wrongs
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Thou’st heap’d upon this head. Faith-breaker! Villain!
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I’ll suck thy life-blood.
First Shepherd
116
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Good sir, have patience; this is no Henriquez.
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They rescue the Shepherd.
Julio
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Well; let him slink to court, and hide a coward;
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Not all his father’s guards shall shield him there.
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Or if he prove too strong for mortal arm,
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I will solicit ev’ry saint in heav’n
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To lend me vengeance.—I’ll about it straight.—
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The wrathful elements shall wage this war;
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Furies shall haunt him; vultures gnaw his heart;
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And nature pour forth all her stores of plagues,
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To join in punishment of trust betray’d.
Second Shepherd
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Go thy ways, and a vengeance go with thee!—Pray, feel my
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nose; is it fast, neighbors?
First Shepherd
128
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’Tis as well as may be.
Second Shepherd
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He pull’d at it, as he would have drag’d a bullock backward
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by the tail. An’t had been some men’s nose that I know,
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neighbors, who knows where it had been now? He has given me
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such a devilish dash o’er the mouth, that I feel, I shall
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never whistle to my sheep again. Then they’ll make holiday.
First Shepherd
134 - 135
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Come, shall we go? For, I fear, if the youth return, our
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second course will be much more against our stomachs.
Master of the Flocks
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Walk you afore; I will but give my boy
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Some short instructions, and I’ll follow straight.
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We’ll crash a cup together.
First Shepherd
139
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Pray, do not linger.
Master of the Flocks
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I will not, sirs;—this must not be a boy;
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His voice, mein, gesture, ev’rything he does,
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Savour of soft and female delicacy.
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He but puts on this seeming, and his garb
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Speaks him of such a rank, as well persuades me,
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He plays the swain, rather to cloak some purpose,
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Than forced to’t by a need: I’ve waited long
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To mark the end he has in his disguise;
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But am not perfect in’t. The madman’s coil
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Has driv’n him shaking hence. These fears betray him.
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If he prove right, I’m happy. O, he’s here.
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Enter Violante.
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Come hither, boy; where did you leave the flock, child?
Violante
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Grazing below, sir.—What does he mean, to stroke one o’the
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cheek so? I hope, I’m not betray’d.
Master of the Flocks
154 - 155
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Have you learnt the whistle yet, and when to fold?
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And how to make the dog bring in the strayers?
Violante
156 - 157
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Time, sir, will furnish me with all these rules;
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My will is able, but my knowledge weak, sir.
Master of the Flocks
158 - 160
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That’s a good child: why dost thou blush, my boy?
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Aside.
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’Tis certainly a woman.
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Speak, my boy.
Violante
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Heav’n! How I tremble.—’Tis unusual to me
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To find such kindness at a master’s hand,
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That am a poor boy, ev’ry way unable,
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Unless it be in pray’rs to merit it.
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Besides, I’ve often heard old people say,
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Too much indulgence makes boys rude and saucy.
Master of the Flocks
167
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Are you so cunning!
Violante
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Aside.
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How his eyes shake fire,
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And measure ev’ry piece of youth about me!
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To the Master.
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The ewes want water, sir: shall I go drive ’em
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Down to the cisterns? Shall I make haste, sir?
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Aside.
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Would I were five miles from him—how he gripes me!
Master of the Flocks
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Come, come, all this is not sufficient, child,
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To make a fool of me. This is a fine hand,
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A delicate fine hand,—never change color;
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You understand me,—and a woman’s hand.
Violante
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You’re strangely out: yet if I were a woman,
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I know, you are so honest and so good,
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That though I wore disguises for some ends,
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You would not wrong me.
Master of the Flocks
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Come, you’re made for love;
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Will you comply? I’m madder with this talk.
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There’s nothing you can say, can take my edge off.
Violante
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Oh, do but quench these foul affections in you,
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That, like base thieves, have rob’d you of your reason,
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And I will be a woman; and begin
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So sad a story, that if there be aught
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Of humane in you, or a soul that’s gentle,
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You cannot choose but pity my lost youth.
Master of the Flocks
190
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No stories now.
Violante
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Kill me directly, sir;
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As you have any goodness, take my life.
Roderick
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Within.
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Hoa! Shepherd, will you hear, sir?
Master of the Flocks
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What bawling rogue is that, i’th’ devil’s name?
Violante
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Blessings upon him, whatsoe’er he be!
Roderick
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Good even, my friend; I thought, you all had been asleep in
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this country.
Master of the Flocks
198
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You had lied then; for you were waking, when you thought so.
Roderick
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I thank you, sir.
Master of the Flocks
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I pray, be cover’d; ’tis not so much worth, sir.
Roderick
201
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Was that thy boy ran crying?
Master of the Flocks
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Yes; what then?
Roderick
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Why dost thou beat him so?
Master of the Flocks
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To make him grow.
Roderick
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A pretty med’cine! Thou can’st not tell me the way to the
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next nunnery?
Master of the Flocks
207 - 209
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How do you know that?—Yes, I can tell you; but the question
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is, whether I will or no; and, indeed, I will not. Fare you
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well.
Roderick
210 - 219
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What a brute fellow’s this! Are they all thus?
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My brother Henriquez tells me by his letters,
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The mistress of his soul not far from hence
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Hath taken sanctuary: from which he prays
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My aid to bring her back.—From what Camillo
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Hinted, I wear some doubts.—Here ’tis appointed
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That we should meet; it must be here; ’tis so.
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He comes.
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Enter Henriquez.
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Now, brother, what’s this post-haste business
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You hurry me about?—Some wenching matter—
Henriquez
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My letter told you, sir.
Roderick
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’Tis true, it tells me, that you’ve lost a mistress
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Whom your heart bleeds for; but the means to win her
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From her close life, I take it, is not mention’d.
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You’re ever in these troubles.
Henriquez
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Noble brother,
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I own, I have too freely giv’n a scope
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To youth’s intemp’rate heat, and rash desires:
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But think not, that I would engage your virtues
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To any cause, wherein my constant heart
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Attended not my eye. ’Till now my passions
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Reign’d in my blood; ne’er pierc’d into my mind;
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But I’m a convert grown to purest thoughts:
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And must in anguish spend my days to come,
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If I possess not her: so much I love.
Roderick
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The means? She’s in a cloister, is she not?
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Within whose walls to enter as we are,
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Will never be: few men, but friars, come there;
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Which we shall never make.
Henriquez
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If that would do it,
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I would make anything.
Roderick
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Are you so hot?
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Aside.
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I’ll serve him, be it but to save his honor.
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To feign a corpse—By th’ mass, it shall be so.
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We must pretend, we do transport a body
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As ’twere to’s funeral: and coming late by,
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Crave a night’s leave to rest the herse i’th’ convent.
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That be our course; for to such charity
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Strict zeal and custom of the house give way.
Henriquez
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And, opportune, a vacant herse pass’d by
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From rites but new perform’d: this for a price
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We’ll hire, to put our scheme in act. Ho! Gerald—
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Enter Gerald, whom Henriquez whispers; then Gerald goes out.
Roderick
252 - 258
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When we’re once lodg’d, the means of her conveyance,
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By safe and secret force, with ease we’ll compass
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But, brother, know my terms. If that your mistress
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Will to the world come back, and she appear
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An object worthy in our father’s eye,
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Woo her, and win her; but if his consent
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Keep not pace with your purpose—
Henriquez
259 - 264
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Doubt it not.
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I’ve look’d not with a common eye; but chose
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A noble virgin, who to make her so,
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Has all the gifts of heav’n and earth upon her.
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If ever woman yet could be an angel,
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She is the nearest.
Roderick
265 - 267
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Well; a lover’s praise
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Feasts not a common ear.—Now to our plot;
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We shall bring night in with us.