Troilus and Cressida
Act III, Scene 3
The Grecian camp. Before Achilles’ tent.
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Enter Ulysses, Diomedes, Nestor, Agamemnon, Ajax, Menelaus,
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and Calchas. Flourish.
Calchas
1 - 16
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Now, princes, for the service I have done,
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Th’ advantage of the time prompts me aloud
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To call for recompense. Appear it to your mind,
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That through the sight I bear in things to come,
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I have abandon’d Troy, left my possession,
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Incurr’d a traitor’s name, expos’d myself
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From certain and possess’d conveniences
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To doubtful fortunes, sequest’ring from me all
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That time, acquaintance, custom, and condition
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Made tame and most familiar to my nature;
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And here, to do you service, am become
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As new into the world, strange, unacquainted.
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I do beseech you, as in way of taste,
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To give me now a little benefit
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Out of those many regist’red in promise,
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Which you say live to come in my behalf.
Agamemnon
17
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What wouldst thou of us, Troyan? Make demand.
Calchas
18 - 30
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You have a Troyan prisoner call’d Antenor,
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Yesterday took; Troy holds him very dear.
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Oft have you (often have you thanks therefore)
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Desir’d my Cressid in right great exchange,
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Whom Troy hath still denied, but this Antenor,
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I know, is such a wrest in their affairs
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That their negotiations all must slack,
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Wanting his manage, and they will almost
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Give us a prince of blood, a son of Priam,
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In change of him. Let him be sent, great princes,
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And he shall buy my daughter; and her presence
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Shall quite strike off all service I have done,
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In most accepted pain.
Agamemnon
31 - 36
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Let Diomedes bear him,
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And bring us Cressid hither; Calchas shall have
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What he requests of us. Good Diomed,
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Furnish you fairly for this interchange;
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Withal bring word if Hector will tomorrow
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Be answered in his challenge: Ajax is ready.
Diomedes
37 - 38
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This shall I undertake, and ’tis a burden
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Which I am proud to bear.
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Enter Achilles and Patroclus and stand in the door of their
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tent.
Ulysses
39 - 50
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Achilles stands i’ th’ entrance of his tent.
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Please it our general pass strangely by him,
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As if he were forgot, and, princes all,
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Lay negligent and loose regard upon him.
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I will come last; ’tis like he’ll question me
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Why such unplausive eyes are bent, why turn’d on him?
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If so, I have derision medicinable
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To use between your strangeness and his pride,
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Which his own will shall have desire to drink.
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It may do good, pride hath no other glass
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To show itself but pride; for supple knees
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Feed arrogance and are the proud man’s fees.
Agamemnon
51 - 55
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We’ll execute your purpose, and put on
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A form of strangeness as we pass along.
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So do each lord, and either greet him not,
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Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more
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Than if not look’d on. I will lead the way.
Achilles
56 - 57
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What comes the general to speak with me?
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You know my mind, I’ll fight no more ’gainst Troy.
Agamemnon
58
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What says Achilles? Would he aught with us?
Nestor
59
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Would you, my lord, aught with the general?
Nestor
61
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Nothing, my lord.
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Exeunt Agamemnon and Nestor.
Achilles
63
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Good day, good day.
Menelaus
64
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How do you? How do you?
Achilles
65
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What, does the cuckold scorn me?
Ajax
66
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How now, Patroclus?
Achilles
67
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Good morrow, Ajax.
Ajax
70
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Ay, and good next day too.
Achilles
71
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What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles?
Patroclus
72 - 75
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They pass by strangely. They were us’d to bend,
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To send their smiles before them to Achilles,
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To come as humbly as they us’d to creep
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To holy altars.
Achilles
76 - 96
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What, am I poor of late?
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’Tis certain, greatness, once fall’n out with fortune,
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Must fall out with men too. What the declin’d is,
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He shall as soon read in the eyes of others
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As feel in his own fall; for men, like butterflies,
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Show not their mealy wings but to the summer,
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And not a man, for being simply man,
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Hath any honor, but honor for those honors
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That are without him, as place, riches, and favor—
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Prizes of accident as oft as merit,
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Which when they fall, as being slippery standers,
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The love that lean’d on them as slippery too,
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Doth one pluck down another, and together
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Die in the fall. But ’tis not so with me,
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Fortune and I are friends. I do enjoy
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At ample point all that I did possess,
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Save these men’s looks, who do methinks find out
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Some thing not worth in me such rich beholding
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As they have often given. Here is Ulysses,
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I’ll interrupt his reading.
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How now, Ulysses?
Ulysses
97
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Now, great Thetis’ son!
Achilles
98
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What are you reading?
Ulysses
99 - 106
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A strange fellow here
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Writes me that man, how dearly ever parted,
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How much in having, or without or in,
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Cannot make boast to have that which he hath,
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Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection;
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As when his virtues, aiming upon others,
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Heat them, and they retort that heat again
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To the first giver.
Achilles
107 - 116
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This is not strange, Ulysses.
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The beauty that is borne here in the face
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The bearer knows not, but commends itself
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To others’ eyes; nor doth the eye itself,
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That most pure spirit of sense, behold itself,
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Not going from itself; but eye to eye opposed,
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Salutes each other with each other’s form;
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For speculation turns not to itself,
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Till it hath travel’d and is mirror’d there
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Where it may see itself. This is not strange at all.
Ulysses
117 - 146
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I do not strain at the position—
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It is familiar—but at the author’s drift,
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Who in his circumstance expressly proves
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That no man is the lord of any thing,
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Though in and of him there be much consisting,
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Till he communicate his parts to others;
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Nor doth he of himself know them for aught,
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Till he behold them formed in th’ applause
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Where th’ are extended; who like an arch reverb’rate
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The voice again, or like a gate of steel,
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Fronting the sun, receives and renders back
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His figure and his heat. I was much rapt in this,
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And apprehended here immediately
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Th’ unknown Ajax.
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Heavens, what a man is there! A very horse,
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That has he knows not what. Nature, what things there are
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Most abject in regard, and dear in use!
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What things again most dear in the esteem,
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And poor in worth! Now shall we see tomorrow—
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An act that very chance doth throw upon him—
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Ajax renown’d! O heavens, what some men do,
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While some men leave to do!
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How some men creep in skittish Fortune’s hall,
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Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes!
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How one man eats into another’s pride,
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While pride is fasting in his wantonness!
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To see these Grecian lords!—why, even already
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They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder,
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As if his foot were on brave Hector’s breast,
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And great Troy shrieking.
Achilles
147 - 149
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I do believe it, for they pass’d by me
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As misers do by beggars, neither gave to me
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Good word nor look. What, are my deeds forgot?
Ulysses
150 - 195
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Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back,
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Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,
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A great-siz’d monster of ingratitudes.
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Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour’d
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As fast as they are made, forgot as soon
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As done. Perseverance, dear my lord,
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Keeps honor bright; to have done is to hang
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Quite out of fashion, like a rusty mail
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In monumental mock’ry. Take the instant way,
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For honor travels in a strait so narrow,
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Where one but goes abreast. Keep then the path,
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For emulation hath a thousand sons
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That one by one pursue. If you give way,
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Or hedge aside from the direct forthright,
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Like to an ent’red tide, they all rush by
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And leave you hindmost;
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Or like a gallant horse fall’n in first rank,
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Lie there for pavement to the abject rear,
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O’errun and trampled on. Then what they do in present,
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Though less than yours in past, must o’ertop yours;
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For Time is like a fashionable host
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That slightly shakes his parting guest by th’ hand,
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And with his arms outstretch’d as he would fly,
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Grasps in the comer. The welcome ever smiles,
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And farewell goes out sighing. Let not virtue seek
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Remuneration for the thing it was;
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For beauty, wit,
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High birth, vigor of bone, desert in service,
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Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all
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To envious and calumniating Time.
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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin,
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That all with one consent praise new-born gawds,
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Though they are made and moulded of things past,
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And give to dust, that is a little gilt,
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More laud than gilt o’erdusted.
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The present eye praises the present object.
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Then marvel not, thou great and complete man,
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That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax;
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Since things in motion sooner catch the eye
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Than what stirs not. The cry went once on thee,
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And still it might, and yet it may again,
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If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive
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And case thy reputation in thy tent,
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Whose glorious deeds but in these fields of late
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Made emulous missions ’mongst the gods themselves,
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And drave great Mars to faction.
Achilles
196 - 197
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Of this my privacy
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I have strong reasons.
Ulysses
198 - 201
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But ’gainst your privacy
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The reasons are more potent and heroical.
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’Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love
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With one of Priam’s daughters.
Ulysses
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Is that a wonder?
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The providence that’s in a watchful state
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Knows almost every grain of Pluto’s gold,
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Finds bottom in th’ uncomprehensive depth,
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Keeps place with thought and almost, like the gods,
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Do thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles.
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There is a mystery (with whom relation
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Durst never meddle) in the soul of state,
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Which hath an operation more divine
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Than breath or pen can give expressure to.
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All the commerce that you have had with Troy
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As perfectly is ours as yours, my lord,
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And better would it fit Achilles much
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To throw down Hector than Polyxena.
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But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home,
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When fame shall in our islands sound her trump,
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And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing,
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“Great Hector’s sister did Achilles win,
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But our great Ajax bravely beat down him.”
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Farewell, my lord; I as your lover speak:
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The fool slides o’er the ice that you should break.
Patroclus
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To this effect, Achilles, have I mov’d you.
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A woman impudent and mannish grown
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Is not more loath’d than an effeminate man
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In time of action. I stand condemn’d for this;
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They think my little stomach to the war,
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And your great love to me, restrains you thus.
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Sweet, rouse yourself, and the weak wanton Cupid
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Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold,
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And like a dewdrop from the lion’s mane,
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Be shook to air.
Achilles
234
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Shall Ajax fight with Hector?
Patroclus
235
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Ay, and perhaps receive much honor by him.
Achilles
236 - 237
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I see my reputation is at stake,
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My fame is shrewdly gor’d.
Patroclus
238 - 243
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O then beware!
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Those wounds heal ill that men do give themselves.
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Omission to do what is necessary
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Seals a commission to a blank of danger,
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And danger like an ague subtly taints
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Even then when they sit idly in the sun.
Achilles
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Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus.
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I’ll send the fool to Ajax and desire him
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T’ invite the Troyan lords after the combat
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To see us here unarm’d. I have a woman’s longing,
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An appetite that I am sick withal,
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To see great Hector in his weeds of peace,
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To talk with him, and to behold his visage,
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Even to my full of view.
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Enter Thersites.
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A labor sav’d!
Thersites
255
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Ajax goes up and down the field, asking for himself.
Thersites
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He must fight singly tomorrow with Hector, and is so
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prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling that he raves
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in saying nothing.
Achilles
260
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How can that be?
Thersites
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Why, ’a stalks up and down like a peacock—a stride and a
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stand; ruminates like an hostess that hath no arithmetic but
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her brain to set down her reckoning; bites his lip with a
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politic regard, as who should say there were wit in this
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head and ’twould out—and so there is; but it lies as coldly
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in him as fire in a flint, which will not show without
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knocking. The man’s undone forever, for if Hector break not
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his neck i’ th’ combat, he’ll break’t himself in vainglory.
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He knows not me. I said, “Good morrow, Ajax”; and he
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replies, “Thanks, Agamemnon.” What think you of this man
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that takes me for the general? He’s grown a very land-fish,
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languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! A man may wear
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it on both sides, like a leather jerkin.
Achilles
274
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Thou must be my ambassador to him, Thersites.
Thersites
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Who, I? Why, he’ll answer nobody; he professes not
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answering. Speaking is for beggars; he wears his tongue in
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’s arms. I will put on his presence, let Patroclus make
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demands to me; you shall see the pageant of Ajax.
Achilles
279 - 283
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To him, Patroclus. Tell him I humbly desire the valiant Ajax
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to invite the most valorous Hector to come unarm’d to my
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tent, and to procure safe-conduct for his person of the
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magnanimous and most illustrious six-or-seven-times-honor’d
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captain-general of the army, Agamemnon, et cetera. Do this.
Patroclus
284
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Jove bless great Ajax!
Patroclus
286
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I come from the worthy Achilles—
Patroclus
288
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Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his tent—
Patroclus
290
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And to procure safe-conduct from Agamemnon.
Patroclus
292
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Ay, my lord.
Patroclus
294
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What say you to’t?
Thersites
295
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God buy you, with all my heart.
Patroclus
296
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Your answer, sir.
Thersites
297 - 299
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If tomorrow be a fair day, by eleven of the clock it will go
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one way or other. Howsoever, he shall pay for me ere he has
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me.
Patroclus
300
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Your answer, sir.
Thersites
301
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Fare ye well, with all my heart.
Achilles
302
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Why, but he is not in this tune, is he?
Thersites
303 - 306
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No; but he’s out of tune thus. What music will be in him
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when Hector has knock’d out his brains, I know not; but I am
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sure none, unless the fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make
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catlings on.
Achilles
307
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Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight.
Thersites
308 - 309
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Let me bear another to his horse, for that’s the more
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capable creature.
Achilles
310 - 311
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My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr’d,
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And I myself see not the bottom of it.
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Exeunt Achilles and Patroclus.
Thersites
312 - 314
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Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I
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might water an ass at it! I had rather be a tick in a sheep
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than such a valiant ignorance.