Timon of Athens
Act II, Scene 2
Athens. A hall in Timon’s house.
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Enter Steward Flavius with many bills in his hand.
Flavius
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No care, no stop, so senseless of expense,
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That he will neither know how to maintain it,
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Nor cease his flow of riot. Takes no accompt
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How things go from him, nor resumes no care
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Of what is to continue. Never mind
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Was to be so unwise, to be so kind.
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What shall be done, he will not hear, till feel.
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I must be round with him, now he comes from hunting.
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Fie, fie, fie, fie!
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Enter Caphis and the Servants of Isidore and Varro.
Caphis
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Good even, Varro. What,
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You come for money?
Varro’s First Servant
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Is’t not your business too?
Caphis
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It is; and yours too, Isidore?
Isidore’s Servant
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It is so.
Caphis
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Would we were all discharg’d!
Varro’s First Servant
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I fear it.
Caphis
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Here comes the lord.
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Enter Timon and his Train with Alcibiades.
Timon
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So soon as dinner’s done, we’ll forth again,
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My Alcibiades.—With me, what is your will?
Caphis
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My lord, here is a note of certain dues.
Timon
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Dues? Whence are you?
Caphis
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Of Athens here, my lord.
Timon
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Go to my steward.
Caphis
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Please it your lordship, he hath put me off
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To the succession of new days this month.
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My master is awak’d by great occasion
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To call upon his own, and humbly prays you
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That with your other noble parts you’ll suit
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In giving him his right.
Timon
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Mine honest friend,
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I prithee but repair to me next morning.
Caphis
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Nay, good my lord—
Timon
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Contain thyself, good friend.
Varro’s First Servant
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One Varro’s servant, my good lord—
Isidore’s Servant
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From Isidore;
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He humbly prays your speedy payment.
Caphis
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If you did know, my lord, my master’s wants—
Varro’s First Servant
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’Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks
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And past.
Isidore’s Servant
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Your steward puts me off, my lord,
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And I am sent expressly to your lordship.
Timon
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Give me breath.
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I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on,
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I’ll wait upon you instantly.
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Exeunt Alcibiades and Lords.
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To Flavius.
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Come hither. Pray you,
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How goes the world, that I am thus encount’red
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With clamorous demands of debt, broken bonds,
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And the detention of long since due debts,
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Against my honor?
Flavius
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Please you, gentlemen,
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The time is unagreeable to this business.
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Your importunacy cease till after dinner,
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That I may make his lordship understand
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Wherefore you are not paid.
Timon
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Do so, my friends. See them well entertain’d.
Flavius
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Pray draw near.
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Enter Apemantus and Fool.
Caphis
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Stay, stay, here comes the Fool with
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Apemantus, let’s ha’ some sport with ’em.
Varro’s First Servant
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Hang him, he’ll abuse us.
Isidore’s Servant
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A plague upon him, dog!
Varro’s First Servant
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How dost, Fool?
Apemantus
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Dost dialogue with thy shadow?
Varro’s First Servant
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I speak not to thee.
Apemantus
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No, ’tis to thyself.
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To the Fool.
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Come away.
Isidore’s Servant
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To Varro’s Servant.
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There’s the Fool hangs on your back already.
Apemantus
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No, thou stand’st single, th’ art not on him yet.
Caphis
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Where’s the Fool now?
Apemantus
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He last ask’d the question. Poor rogues, and usurers’ men,
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bawds between gold and want!
All Servants
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What are we, Apemantus?
Apemantus
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That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves.
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Speak to ’em, Fool.
Fool
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How do you, gentlemen?
All Servants
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Gramercies, good Fool; how does your mistress?
Fool
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She’s e’en setting on water to scald such chickens as you
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are. Would we could see you at Corinth!
Apemantus
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Good, gramercy.
Fool
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Look you, here comes my master’s page.
Timon’s Page
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To the Fool.
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Why, how now, captain? What do you in this wise company? How
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dost thou, Apemantus?
Apemantus
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Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee
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profitably.
Timon’s Page
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Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these
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letters, I know not which is which.
Apemantus
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Canst not read?
Apemantus
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There will little learning die then that day thou art
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hang’d. This is to Lord Timon, this to Alcibiades. Go, thou
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wast born a bastard, and thou’t die a bawd.
Timon’s Page
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Thou wast whelp’d a dog, and thou shalt famish a dog’s
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death. Answer not, I am gone.
Apemantus
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E’en so thou outrun’st grace. Fool, I will go with you to
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Lord Timon’s.
Fool
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Will you leave me there?
Apemantus
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If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers?
All Servants
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Ay, would they serv’d us!
Apemantus
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So would I—as good a trick as ever hangman serv’d thief.
Fool
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Are you three usurers’ men?
All Servants
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Ay, Fool.
Fool
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I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant; my mistress
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is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your
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masters, they approach sadly, and go away merry; but they
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enter my master’s house merrily, and go away sadly. The
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reason of this?
Varro’s First Servant
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I could render one.
Apemantus
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Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a
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knave, which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less
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esteem’d.
Varro’s First Servant
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What is a whoremaster, Fool?
Fool
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A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. ’Tis a
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spirit; sometime’t appears like a lord, sometime like a
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lawyer, sometime like a philosopher, with two stones more
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than ’s artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and,
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generally, in all shapes that man goes up and down in from
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fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in.
Varro’s First Servant
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Thou art not altogether a fool.
Fool
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Nor thou altogether a wise man; as much foolery as I have,
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so much wit thou lack’st.
Apemantus
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That answer might have become Apemantus.
All Servants
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Aside, aside, here comes Lord Timon.
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Enter Timon and Steward Flavius.
Apemantus
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Come with me, Fool, come.
Fool
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I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman;
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sometime the philosopher.
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Exeunt Apemantus and Fool.
Flavius
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Pray you walk near, I’ll speak with you anon.
Timon
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You make me marvel wherefore ere this time
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Had you not fully laid my state before me,
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That I might so have rated my expense
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As I had leave of means.
Flavius
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You would not hear me;
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At many leisures I propos’d.
Timon
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Go to!
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Perchance some single vantages you took,
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When my indisposition put you back,
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And that unaptness made your minister
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Thus to excuse yourself.
Flavius
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O my good lord,
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At many times I brought in my accompts,
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Laid them before you; you would throw them off,
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And say you found them in mine honesty.
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When for some trifling present you have bid me
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Return so much, I have shook my head, and wept;
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Yea, ’gainst th’ authority of manners, pray’d you
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To hold your hand more close. I did endure
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Not seldom, nor no slight checks, when I have
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Prompted you in the ebb of your estate
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And your great flow of debts. My lov’d lord,
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Though you hear now (too late), yet now’s a time:
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The greatest of your having lacks a half
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To pay your present debts.
Timon
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Let all my land be sold.
Flavius
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’Tis all engag’d, some forfeited and gone,
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And what remains will hardly stop the mouth
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Of present dues. The future comes apace;
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What shall defend the interim? And at length
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How goes our reck’ning?
Timon
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To Lacedaemon did my land extend.
Flavius
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O my good lord, the world is but a word;
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Were it all yours to give it in a breath,
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How quickly were it gone!
Timon
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You tell me true.
Flavius
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If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood,
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Call me before th’ exactest auditors,
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And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me,
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When all our offices have been oppress’d
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With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept
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With drunken spilth of wine, when every room
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Hath blaz’d with lights and bray’d with minstrelsy,
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I have retir’d me to a wasteful cock,
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And set mine eyes at flow.
Timon
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Prithee no more.
Flavius
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Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord!
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How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants
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This night englutted! Who is not Timon’s?
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What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon’s?
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Great Timon! Noble, worthy, royal Timon!
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Ah, when the means are gone that buy this praise,
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The breath is gone whereof this praise is made.
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Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter show’rs,
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These flies are couch’d.
Timon
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Come, sermon me no further.
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No villainous bounty yet hath pass’d my heart;
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Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given.
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Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack
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To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart;
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If I would broach the vessels of my love,
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And try the argument of hearts, by borrowing,
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Men and men’s fortunes could I frankly use
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As I can bid thee speak.
Flavius
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Assurance bless your thoughts!
Timon
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And in some sort these wants of mine are crown’d,
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That I account them blessings; for by these
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Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you
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Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends.
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Within there! Flaminius! Servilius!
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Enter three servants: Flaminius, Servilius, and Timon’s
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Servant.
Three Servants
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My lord? My lord?
Timon
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I will dispatch you severally: to Servilius you to Lord
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Lucius; to Flaminius to Lord Lucullus you—I hunted with his
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honor today; to the other you to Sempronius. Commend me to
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their loves; and I am proud, say, that my occasions have
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found time to use ’em toward a supply of money. Let the
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request be fifty talents.
Flaminius
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As you have said, my lord.
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Exeunt the three servants.
Flavius
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Aside.
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Lord Lucius and Lucullus? Humh!
Timon
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Go you, sir, to the senators—
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Of whom, even to the state’s best health, I have
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Deserv’d this hearing—bid ’em send o’ th’ instant
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A thousand talents to me.
Flavius
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I have been bold
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(For that I knew it the most general way)
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To them to use your signet and your name,
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But they do shake their heads, and I am here
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No richer in return.
Timon
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Is’t true? Can ’t be?
Flavius
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They answer, in a joint and corporate voice,
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That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot
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Do what they would, are sorry; you are honorable,
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But yet they could have wish’d—they know not—
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Something hath been amiss—a noble nature
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May catch a wrench—would all were well—’tis pity—
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And so, intending other serious matters,
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After distasteful looks, and these hard fractions,
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With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods,
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They froze me into silence.
Timon
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You gods, reward them!
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Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows
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Have their ingratitude in them hereditary:
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Their blood is cak’d, ’tis cold, it seldom flows;
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’Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind;
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And nature, as it grows again toward earth,
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Is fashion’d for the journey, dull and heavy.
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Go to Ventidius. (Prithee be not sad,
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Thou art true and honest; ingeniously I speak,
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No blame belongs to thee.) Ventidius lately
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Buried his father, by whose death he’s stepp’d
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Into a great estate. When he was poor,
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Imprison’d, and in scarcity of friends,
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I clear’d him with five talents. Greet him from me,
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Bid him suppose some good necessity
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Touches his friend, which craves to be rememb’red
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With those five talents. That had, give’t these fellows
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To whom ’tis instant due. Nev’r speak or think
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That Timon’s fortunes ’mong his friends can sink.
Flavius
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I would I could not think it! That thought is bounty’s foe;
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Being free itself, it thinks all others so.