Timon of Athens
Act I, Scene 2
A banqueting-room in Timon’s house.
Byam Shaw, 1901
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Hoboys playing loud music. A great banquet serv’d in,
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Flavius and others attending.
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Then enter Lord Timon, the States, the Athenian Lords,
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Alcibiades, and Ventidius, which Timon redeem’d from prison.
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Then comes, dropping after all, Apemantus, discontentedly,
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like himself.
Ventidius
1 - 8
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Most honored Timon,
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It hath pleas’d the gods to remember my father’s age,
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And call him to long peace.
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He is gone happy, and has left me rich.
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Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound
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To your free heart, I do return those talents,
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Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help
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I deriv’d liberty.
Timon
9 - 14
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O, by no means,
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Honest Ventidius. You mistake my love;
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I gave it freely ever, and there’s none
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Can truly say he gives if he receives.
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If our betters play at that game, we must not dare
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To imitate them; faults that are rich are fair.
Ventidius
15
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A noble spirit!
Timon
16 - 22
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Nay, my lords,
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Ceremony was but devis’d at first
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To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes,
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Recanting goodness, sorry ere ’tis shown;
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But where there is true friendship, there needs none.
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Pray sit, more welcome are ye to my fortunes
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Than my fortunes to me.
First Lord
23
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My lord, we always have confess’d it.
Apemantus
24
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Ho, ho, confess’d it? Hang’d it, have you not?
Timon
25
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O, Apemantus, you are welcome.
Apemantus
26 - 28
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No;
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You shall not make me welcome.
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I come to have thee thrust me out of doors.
Timon
29 - 35
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Fie, th’ art a churl. Ye have got a humor there
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Does not become a man, ’tis much to blame.
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They say, my lords, “Ira furor brevis est,”
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But yond man is very angry. Go,
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Let him have a table by himself,
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For he does neither affect company,
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Nor is he fit for’t indeed.
Apemantus
36 - 37
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Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon.
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I come to observe, I give thee warning on’t.
Timon
38 - 40
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I take no heed of thee; th’ art an Athenian, therefore
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welcome. I myself would have no power; prithee let my meat
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make thee silent.
Apemantus
41 - 51
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I scorn thy meat, ’twould choke me; for I should ne’er
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flatter thee. O you gods! What a number of men eats Timon,
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and he sees ’em not! It grieves me to see so many dip their
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meat in one man’s blood, and all the madness is, he cheers
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them up too.
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I wonder men dare trust themselves with men.
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Methinks they should invite them without knives:
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Good for their meat, and safer for their lives.
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There’s much example for’t: the fellow that sits next him, now parts bread with him, pledges the breath of him in a divided draught, is the readiest man to kill him; ’t ’as been prov’d. If I were a huge man, I should fear to drink at meals,
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Lest they should spy my windpipe’s dangerous notes:
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Great men should drink with harness on their throats.
Timon
52
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My lord, in heart; and let the health go round.
Second Lord
53
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Let it flow this way, my good lord.
Apemantus
54 - 70
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Flow this way? A brave fellow! He keeps his tides well.
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Those healths will make thee and thy state look ill, Timon.
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Here’s that which is too weak to be a sinner,
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Honest water, which ne’er left man i’ th’ mire.
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This and my food are equals, there’s no odds;
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Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods.
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Apemantus’ grace.
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Immortal gods, I crave no pelf,
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I pray for no man but myself.
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Grant I may never prove so fond,
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To trust man on his oath or bond;
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Or a harlot for her weeping,
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Or a dog that seems a-sleeping,
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Or a keeper with my freedom,
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Or my friends, if I should need ’em.
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Amen. So fall to’t:
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Rich men sin, and I eat root.
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Eats and drinks.
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Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus!
Timon
71
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Captain Alcibiades, your heart’s in the field now.
Alcibiades
72
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My heart is ever at your service, my lord.
Timon
73 - 74
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You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of
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friends.
Alcibiades
75 - 76
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So they were bleeding new, my lord, there’s no meat like
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’em; I could wish my best friend at such a feast.
Apemantus
77 - 78
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Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then, that
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then thou mightst kill ’em—and bid me to ’em!
First Lord
79 - 81
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Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you would
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once use our hearts, whereby we might express some part of
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our zeals, we should think ourselves forever perfect.
Timon
82 - 99
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O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods themselves have
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provided that I shall have much help from you: how had you
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been my friends else? Why have you that charitable title
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from thousands, did not you chiefly belong to my heart? I
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have told more of you to myself than you can with modesty
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speak in your own behalf; and thus far I confirm you. O you
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gods, think I, what need we have any friends, if we should
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ne’er have need of ’em? They were the most needless
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creatures living, should we ne’er have use for ’em; and
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would most resemble sweet instruments hung up in cases, that
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keeps their sounds to themselves. Why, I have often wish’d
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myself poorer, that I might come nearer to you. We are born
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to do benefits; and what better or properer can we call our
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own than the riches of our friends? O, what a precious
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comfort ’tis to have so many like brothers commanding one
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another’s fortunes! O, joy’s e’en made away ere’t can be
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born! Mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks. To forget
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their faults, I drink to you.
Apemantus
100
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Thou weep’st to make them drink, Timon.
Second Lord
101 - 102
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Joy had the like conception in our eyes,
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And at that instant like a babe sprung up.
Apemantus
103
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Ho, ho! I laugh to think that babe a bastard.
Third Lord
104
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I promise you, my lord, you mov’d me much.
Timon
106 - 107
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What means that trump?
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Enter Flaminius.
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How now?
Flaminius
108 - 109
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Please you, my lord, there are certain ladies most desirous
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of admittance.
Timon
110
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Ladies? What are their wills?
Flaminius
111 - 112
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There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which bears
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that office to signify their pleasures.
Timon
113
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I pray let them be admitted.
Cupid
114 - 119
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Hail to thee, worthy Timon, and to all
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That of his bounties taste! The five best senses
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Acknowledge thee their patron, and come freely
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To gratulate thy plenteous bosom. There,
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Taste, touch, all, pleas’d from thy table rise;
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They only now come but to feast thine eyes.
Timon
120 - 121
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They’re welcome all, let ’em have kind admittance.
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Music, make their welcome!
First Lord
122
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You see, my lord, how ample y’ are belov’d.
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Enter Cupid with the masque of Ladies, as Amazons, with
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lutes in their hands, dancing and playing.
Apemantus
123 - 137
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Hoy-day,
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What a sweep of vanity comes this way!
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They dance? They are madwomen.
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Like madness is the glory of this life,
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As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.
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We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves,
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And spend our flatteries to drink those men
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Upon whose age we void it up again
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With poisonous spite and envy.
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Who lives that’s not depraved or depraves?
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Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves
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Of their friends’ gift?
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I should fear those that dance before me now
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Would one day stamp upon me. ’T ’as been done;
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Men shut their doors against a setting sun.
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The Lords rise from table, with much adoring of Timon, and
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to show their loves, each single out an Amazon, and all
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dance, men with women, a lofty strain or two to the hoboys,
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and cease.
Timon
138 - 143
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You have done our pleasures much grace, fair ladies,
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Set a fair fashion on our entertainment,
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Which was not half so beautiful and kind;
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You have added worth unto’t and lustre,
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And entertain’d me with mine own device.
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I am to thank you for’t.
First Lady Amazon Masker
144
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My lord, you take us even at the best.
Apemantus
145 - 146
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Faith, for the worst is filthy, and would not hold taking, I
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doubt me.
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Timon
147 - 148
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Ladies, there is an idle banquet attends you,
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Please you to dispose yourselves.
All Lady Amazon Maskers
149
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Most thankfully, my lord.
Timon
152
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The little casket bring me hither.
Flavius
153 - 159
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Yes, my lord.
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Aside.
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More jewels yet?
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There is no crossing him in ’s humor,
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Else I should tell him well (i’ faith, I should),
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When all’s spent, he’ld be cross’d then, and he could.
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’Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind,
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That man might ne’er be wretched for his mind.
First Lord
160
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Where be our men?
Flaminius
161
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Here, my lord, in readiness.
Second Lord
162
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Our horses!
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Enter Flavius with the casket.
Timon
163 - 167
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O my friends! I have one word
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To say to you. Look you, my good lord,
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I must entreat you honor me so much
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As to advance this jewel; accept it and wear it,
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Kind my lord.
First Lord
168
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I am so far already in your gifts—
Servilius
170 - 171
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My lord, there are certain nobles of the Senate
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Newly alighted, and come to visit you.
Timon
172
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They are fairly welcome.
Flavius
173 - 174
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I beseech your honor,
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Vouchsafe me a word, it does concern you near.
Timon
175 - 176
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Near? Why then another time I’ll hear thee.
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I prithee let’s be provided to show them entertainment.
Flavius
177
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Aside.
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I scarce know how.
Servilius
178 - 180
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May it please your honor, Lord Lucius
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(Out of his free love) hath presented to you
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Four milk-white horses, trapp’d in silver.
Timon
181 - 183
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I shall accept them fairly; let the presents
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Be worthily entertain’d.
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Exit Servilius.
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Enter Flaminius.
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How now? What news?
Flaminius
184 - 186
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Please you, my lord, that honorable gentleman, Lord
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Lucullus, entreats your company tomorrow to hunt with him,
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and has sent your honor two brace of greyhounds.
Timon
187 - 188
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I’ll hunt with him, and let them be receiv’d,
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Not without fair reward.
Flavius
189 - 203
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Aside.
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What will this come to?
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He commands us to provide, and give great gifts,
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And all out of an empty coffer;
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Nor will he know his purse, or yield me this,
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To show him what a beggar his heart is,
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Being of no power to make his wishes good.
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His promises fly so beyond his state
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That what he speaks is all in debt: he owes
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For ev’ry word. He is so kind that he now
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Pays interest for’t; his land’s put to their books.
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Well, would I were gently put out of office
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Before I were forc’d out!
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Happier is he that has no friend to feed
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Than such that do e’en enemies exceed.
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I bleed inwardly for my lord.
Timon
204 - 206
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You do yourselves
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Much wrong, you bate too much of your own merits.
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Here, my lord, a trifle of our love.
Second Lord
207
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With more than common thanks I will receive it.
Third Lord
208
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O, he’s the very soul of bounty!
Timon
209 - 211
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And now I remember, my lord, you gave
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Good words the other day of a bay courser
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I rode on. ’Tis yours, because you lik’d it.
Third Lord
212
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O, I beseech you pardon me, my lord, in that.
Timon
213 - 216
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You may take my word, my lord; I know no man
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Can justly praise but what he does affect.
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I weigh my friend’s affection with mine own.
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I’ll tell you true, I’ll call to you.
All Lords
217
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O, none so welcome.
Timon
218 - 225
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I take all and your several visitations
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So kind to heart, ’tis not enough to give;
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Methinks, I could deal kingdoms to my friends,
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And ne’er be weary. Alcibiades,
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Thou art a soldier, therefore seldom rich,
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It comes in charity to thee; for all thy living
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Is ’mongst the dead, and all the lands thou hast
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Lie in a pitch’d field.
Alcibiades
226
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Ay, defil’d land, my lord.
First Lord
227
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We are so virtuously bound—
Timon
228 - 229
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And so
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Am I to you.
Second Lord
230
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So infinitely endear’d—
Timon
231
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All to you. Lights, more lights!
First Lord
232 - 233
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The best of happiness,
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Honor, and fortunes keep with you, Lord Timon!
Timon
234
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Ready for his friends.
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Exeunt Lords and others. Apemantus and Timon remain.
Apemantus
235 - 240
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What a coil’s here!
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Serving of becks and jutting-out of bums!
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I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums
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That are given for ’em. Friendship’s full of dregs;
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Methinks false hearts should never have sound legs.
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Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies.
Timon
241 - 242
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Now, Apemantus, if thou wert not sullen,
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I would be good to thee.
Apemantus
243 - 247
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No, I’ll nothing; for if I should be brib’d too, there would
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be none left to rail upon thee, and then thou wouldst sin
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the faster. Thou giv’st so long, Timon (I fear me), thou
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wilt give away thyself in paper shortly. What needs these
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feasts, pomps, and vainglories?
Timon
248 - 249
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Nay, and you begin to rail on society once, I am sworn not
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to give regard to you. Farewell, and come with better music.
Apemantus
250 - 253
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So; thou wilt not hear me now, thou shalt not then. I’ll
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lock thy heaven from thee.
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O that men’s ears should be
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To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!