Love’s Labour’s Lost
Act II, Scene 1
The King of Navarre’s park.
- Enter the Princess of France with three attending Ladies
- (Rosaline, Maria, Katherine) and three Lords, one named
- Boyet.
Boyet
1 - 12- Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits;
- Consider who the King your father sends,
- To whom he sends, and what’s his embassy:
- Yourself, held precious in the world’s esteem,
- To parley with the sole inheritor
- Of all perfections that a man may owe,
- Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
- Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
- Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
- As Nature was in making graces dear,
- When she did starve the general world beside
- And prodigally gave them all to you.
Princess
13 - 34- Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
- Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
- Beauty is bought by judgment of the eye,
- Not utt’red by base sale of chapmen’s tongues.
- I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
- Than you much willing to be counted wise
- In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
- But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
- You are not ignorant all-telling fame
- Doth noise abroad Navarre hath made a vow,
- Till painful study shall outwear three years,
- No woman may approach his silent court;
- Therefore to ’s seemeth it a needful course,
- Before we enter his forbidden gates,
- To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,
- Bold of your worthiness, we single you
- As our best-moving fair solicitor.
- Tell him, the daughter of the King of France,
- On serious business craving quick dispatch,
- Importunes personal conference with his Grace.
- Haste, signify so much, while we attend,
- Like humble-visag’d suitors, his high will.
Boyet
35- Proud of employment, willingly I go.
- Exit Boyet.
Princess
36 - 38- All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
- Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
- That are vow-fellows with this virtuous Duke?
First French Lord
39- Lord Longaville is one.
Princess
40- Know you the man?
Maria
41 - 52- I know him, madam; at a marriage-feast,
- Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
- Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnized
- In Normandy, saw I this Longaville,
- A man of sovereign parts, peerless esteem’d,
- Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms;
- Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
- The only soil of his fair virtue’s gloss,
- If virtue’s gloss will stain with any soil,
- Is a sharp wit match’d with too blunt a will,
- Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
- It should none spare that come within his power.
Princess
53- Some merry mocking lord belike, is’t so?
Maria
54- They say so most that most his humors know.
Princess
55 - 56- Such short-liv’d wits do wither as they grow.
- Who are the rest?
Katherine
57 - 64- The young Dumaine, a well-accomplish’d youth,
- Of all that virtue love for virtue loved;
- Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
- For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
- And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
- I saw him at the Duke Alanson’s once,
- And much too little of that good I saw
- Is my report to his great worthiness.
Rosaline
65 - 77- Another of these students at that time
- Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
- Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
- Within the limit of becoming mirth,
- I never spent an hour’s talk withal.
- His eye begets occasion for his wit,
- For every object that the one doth catch
- The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
- Which his fair tongue, conceit’s expositor,
- Delivers in such apt and gracious words
- That aged ears play truant at his tales,
- And younger hearings are quite ravished,
- So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
Princess
78 - 80- God bless my ladies! Are they all in love,
- That every one her own hath garnished
- With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
First French Lord
81- Here comes Boyet.
- Enter Boyet.
Princess
82- Now, what admittance, lord?
Boyet
83 - 91- Navarre had notice of your fair approach,
- And he and his competitors in oath
- Were all address’d to meet you, gentle lady,
- Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt:
- He rather means to lodge you in the field,
- Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
- Than seek a dispensation for his oath,
- To let you enter his unpeopled house.
- Enter Ferdinand, King of Navarre, Longaville, Dumaine, and
- Berowne, and Attendants.
- Here comes Navarre.
- The ladies-in-waiting mask.
King
92- Fair Princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
Princess
93 - 95- “Fair” I give you back again, and “welcome” I have not yet.
- The roof of this court is too high to be yours, and welcome
- to the wide fields too base to be mine.
King
96- You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
Princess
97- I will be welcome then—conduct me thither.
King
98- Hear me, dear lady: I have sworn an oath.
Princess
99- Our Lady help my lord! He’ll be forsworn.
King
100- Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
Princess
101- Why, will shall break it, will, and nothing else.
King
102- Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.
Princess
103 - 111- Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
- Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
- I hear your Grace hath sworn out house-keeping:
- ’Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
- And sin to break it.
- But pardon me, I am too sudden bold;
- To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
- Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
- And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
- Giving a paper.
King
112- Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
Princess
113 - 114- You will the sooner, that I were away,
- For you’ll prove perjur’d if you make me stay.
Berowne
115- Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
Rosaline
116- Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
Berowne
117- I know you did.
Rosaline
118 - 119- How needless was it then
- To ask the question?
Berowne
120- You must not be so quick.
Rosaline
121- ’Tis long of you that spur me with such questions.
Berowne
122- Your wit’s too hot, it speeds too fast, ’twill tire.
Rosaline
123- Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
Berowne
124- What time a’ day?
Rosaline
125- The hour that fools should ask.
Berowne
126- Now fair befall your mask!
Rosaline
127- Fair fall the face it covers!
Berowne
128- And send you many lovers!
Rosaline
129- Amen, so you be none.
Berowne
130- Nay then will I be gone.
King
131 - 155- Madam, your father here doth intimate
- The payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
- Being but the one half of an entire sum
- Disbursed by my father in his wars.
- But say that he, or we, as neither have,
- Receiv’d that sum, yet there remains unpaid
- A hundred thousand more, in surety of the which
- One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
- Although not valued to the money’s worth.
- If then the King your father will restore
- But that one half which is unsatisfied,
- We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
- And hold fair friendship with his Majesty.
- But that, it seems, he little purposeth:
- For here he doth demand to have repaid
- A hundred thousand crowns, and not demands,
- On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
- To have his title live in Aquitaine;
- Which we much rather had depart withal,
- And have the money by our father lent,
- Than Aquitaine, so gelded as it is.
- Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
- From reason’s yielding, your fair self should make
- A yielding ’gainst some reason in my breast,
- And go well satisfied to France again.
Princess
156 - 159- You do the King my father too much wrong,
- And wrong the reputation of your name,
- In so unseeming to confess receipt
- Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
King
160 - 162- I do protest I never heard of it;
- And, if you prove it, I’ll repay it back,
- Or yield up Aquitaine.
Princess
163 - 166- We arrest your word.
- Boyet, you can produce acquittances
- For such a sum from special officers
- Of Charles his father.
King
167- Satisfy me so.
Boyet
168 - 170- So please your Grace, the packet is not come
- Where that and other specialties are bound:
- Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them.
King
171 - 181- It shall suffice me; at which interview
- All liberal reason I will yield unto.
- Mean time receive such welcome at my hand
- As honor (without breach of honor) may
- Make tender of to thy true worthiness.
- You may not come, fair Princess, within my gates,
- But here without you shall be so receiv’d
- As you shall deem yourself lodg’d in my heart,
- Though so denied fair harbor in my house.
- Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell.
- Tomorrow shall we visit you again.
Princess
182- Sweet health and fair desires consort your Grace!
King
183- Thy own wish wish I thee in every place.
- Exit with Longaville, Dumaine, and Attendants.
Boyet
184- Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart.
Rosaline
185- Pray you, do my commendations—I would be glad to see it.
Boyet
186- I would you heard it groan.
Rosaline
187- Is the fool sick?
Boyet
188- Sick at the heart.
Rosaline
189- Alack, let it blood.
Boyet
190- Would that do it good?
Rosaline
191- My physic says ay.
Boyet
192- Will you prick’t with your eye?
Rosaline
193- No point, with my knife.
Boyet
194- Now God save thy life!
Rosaline
195- And yours from long living!
Berowne
196- I cannot stay thanksgiving.
- Exit.
- Enter Dumaine.
Dumaine
197- Sir, I pray you a word. What lady is that same?
Boyet
198- The heir of Alanson, Katherine her name.
Dumaine
199- A gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well.
- Exit.
- Enter Longaville.
Longaville
200- I beseech you a word. What is she in the white?
Boyet
201- A woman sometimes, and you saw her in the light.
Longaville
202- Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
Boyet
203- She hath but one for herself, to desire that were a shame.
Longaville
204- Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
Boyet
205- Her mother’s, I have heard.
Longaville
206- God’s blessing on your beard!
Boyet
207 - 208- Good sir, be not offended,
- She is an heir of Falconbridge.
Longaville
209 - 210- Nay, my choler is ended.
- She is a most sweet lady.
Boyet
211- Not unlike, sir, that may be.
- Exit Longaville.
- Enter Berowne.
Berowne
212- What’s her name in the cap?
Boyet
213- Rosaline, by good hap.
Berowne
214- Is she wedded or no?
Boyet
215- To her will, sir, or so.
Berowne
216- O, you are welcome, sir, adieu.
Boyet
217- Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
- Exit Berowne.
Maria
218 - 219- That last is Berowne, the merry madcap lord.
- Not a word with him but a jest.
Boyet
220- And every jest but a word.
Princess
221- It was well done of you to take him at his word.
Boyet
222- I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
Katherine
223- Two hot sheeps, marry.
Boyet
224 - 225- And wherefore not ships?
- No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
Katherine
226- You sheep, and I pasture: shall that finish the jest?
Boyet
227- So you grant pasture for me.
- Offering to kiss her.
Katherine
228 - 229- Not so, gentle beast.
- My lips are no common, though several they be.
Boyet
230- Belonging to whom?
Katherine
231- To my fortunes and me.
Princess
232 - 234- Good wits will be jangling, but, gentles, agree:
- This civil war of wits were much better used
- On Navarre and his book-men, for here ’tis abused.
Boyet
235 - 237- If my observation (which very seldom lies),
- By the heart’s still rhetoric, disclosed with eyes,
- Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
Princess
238- With what?
Boyet
239- With that which we lovers entitle “affected.”
Princess
240- Your reason?
Boyet
241 - 256- Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
- To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire:
- His heart like an agot with your print impressed,
- Proud with his form, in his eye pride expressed;
- His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
- Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
- All senses to that sense did make their repair,
- To feel only looking on fairest of fair:
- Methought all his senses were lock’d in his eye,
- As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy,
- Who tend’ring their own worth from where they were glass’d,
- Did point you to buy them, along as you pass’d;
- His face’s own margent did quote such amazes
- That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
- I’ll give you Aquitaine and all that is his,
- And you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
Princess
257- Come to our pavilion—Boyet is dispos’d.
Boyet
258 - 260- But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclos’d.
- I only have made a mouth of his eye,
- By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
Maria
261- Thou art an old love-monger and speakest skillfully.
Katherine
262- He is Cupid’s grandfather, and learns news of him.
Rosaline
263- Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is but grim.
Boyet
264- Do you hear, my mad wenches?
Maria
265- No.
Boyet
266- What then, do you see?
Maria
267- Ay, our way to be gone.
Boyet
268- You are too hard for me.
- Exeunt omnes.